Wednesday, December 28, 2011

A Hoosier's Dictionary

Words/Phrases That Surely Will be Added to the English Dictionary:
(a work in progress)

Zellerific - 1. Extremely good play or game by Cody Zeller
2. Of great size, amount or intensity measuring at 6'11", big arms and big heart
Hoosiersteria - 1. Exaggerated or uncontrollable emotion or excitement among Hoosier fans.
2. A psychological disorder whose symptoms include conversion of psychological stress into physical symptoms, selective amnesia due to watching the Watshot over and over.
Bench Mob - The collection of non-starters for the Hoosier basketball team that stay dedicated and serve a large purpose in the success of said team.
Codyboner - The sudden erection of excitement due to excellent play by Cody Zeller.
Oladipdunk - 1. A slam dunk of a basketball with furious thunder by Victor Oladipo, usually over one or two opponent players.
2. The imitation of Victor Oladipo slamming an object through another object with no feeling of remorse.
Creanatsty - The roster move or substitution of one player for another on the Indiana Hoosiers basketball team that proves to be a genius move.
Watshot - 1. The shot taken and made by Christian Watford that won the game for the Hoosiers over the then ranked #1 Kentucky.
2. Any shot made by Christian Watford that drives home the point that the Hoosiers are baaacccckkkkk!
Crimsoned and Creamed - 1. The feeling an opposing team takes home after leaving Assembly Hall being beaten by over 40 points.
2. After playing the Hoosiers and you feel as if you are an infant baby who just got into a fight with Mike Tyson.
We're Baaaccccckkkkk - The obvious situation that Hoosiers fans, players and coaches are in after returning to what is the norm in the world of college basketball.
B1G - The sports conference that is shaking in their boots knowing that Indiana basketball is again a force to be reckoned with.
Hullsistic - An atmosphere created in Assembly Hall after Jordan Hulls knocks down shot after shot on an opponent who is hopelessly trying to play defense.
BannerSix - The ultimate goal by Hoosier Nation.
The Movement - What is yet to come, and what is to be feared by all others.
Buckout- The removal of a defeated Ohio State from Assembly Hall.
-Kenneth Languell
@AskTheWho