We all know #KentuckySucks, and our Twitter feed is blowing up with jokes. Share your best here and we will add them to the list and Tweet out the best ones!
1. Special thanks to @Andrew_L_owen for finding this gem!
2. Thanks to @Slumpbusting
3. What has 114 legs and 15 teeth? Front row at Rupp Arena during a UK basketball game. (@BtownBanners)
4. Why do Kentucky graduates have TGIF painted on their shoes?..... Toes Go In First! #KentuckySucks
5. The best thing to ever come out of Kentucky is 1-65 North! (Paulprp)
Get the Shirt!
6. Did you hear about the Kentucky fan who died raking his leaves? He fell out of the tree (@jacobrude)
7. Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to Kentucky? Because everyone has the same DNA! (Clint Roesler)
8. Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park. #KentuckySucks (TK1712)
9. What do a divorce in Kentucky, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer. (Hoosierbball4)
10. Did you hear about the guy from Kentucky who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen. (Cletus... I highly doubt your name is Cletus, but I love the try)
11. How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush! (@Jsills3)
12. How do you get Kentucky's Homecoming queen into your dorm room? Grease that fat, ugly b*tch up and push really hard! (@AskTheWho)
13. You might be from Kentucky if your half sister, step mom and wife are all the same person! (@2012TheMovement)
14. Even though the NBA lockout is over, Kentucky still has the highest payroll in all of men's basketball. (@GaryVengeance)
15. Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down? Almost took out hte whole trailer park. (@trentp17)
16. What do Kentuckians call 25 scratch-off tix, an '82 Camaro w/ no engine, and a $10 gift card to McDonalds? A trust fund. (@HerpDerpowitz)
Monday, December 5, 2011
#KentuckySucks List
10:35 PM
J.B.Eadie
